Mike and Alison welcome the first guests to their new bijoux B;B, determined to get a glowing review, whatever the cost Mary reveals she has never had a holiday, so Pat teaches her the joys and pitfalls of a week on the Costa Del Sol The Plaguers have taken to idolising Thomas, since spotting Alison’s fetching portrait of him in the basement Thomas naturally assumes their obsession stems from a love of his poetry much to the annoyance of the Captain, who challenges them to endure a recital
